Saw this from something I subscribed:

"Ladies, you need to understand that as long as you got a vagina, you run the entire mother fucking Universe. Thats the way it is. You need to understand that. Ladies, I'm telling you...you are the shit. Stop waitin on a nigga to verify whether you're the shit or not. Bitch, if you the shit than you the motherfucking shit."

WTF VERY FUNNY LOL.
I'M THE SHIT.